Here I have been working out like crazy to get a bigger chest, and it turns out that all I needed to do was to use grandma's lavender scented shampoo and soap! According to this article, all I needed to get some bigger tits was to use certain oils:
Lavender and tea tree oils found in some shampoos, soaps and lotions can temporarily leave boys with enlarged breasts in rare cases, apparently by disrupting their hormonal balance, a preliminary study suggests.That's not to say that all the gym work has gone to waste. I've increased my chest size from 37" to 43" and am quite happy with the results and I'll still work for those tits from hell! I just didn't know there was a shortcut!