Wednesday, January 24, 2007

My Fine Is $500.60

MAK reposted this "quiz" and I just couldn't resist. It would appear that I'm in the middle of the road here .... $500.60 in fines!

Er, at least I think it falls into the middle!?! (Max value $1090.60, so just below middle!) Can you figure out the .60 parts?

To play, for each of these "offenses" that you have committed, add up the fine. Then post onto your blog with the subject title "My Fine Is" and the amount!


Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

5 comments:

Carol said...

$600.60 *evil grin*

Anonymous said...

730.60 Jack Napalm

Michael said...

I'm amazed and just a little stunned that BOTH of you out-sleazed me!

Anonymous said...

I was surprised I scored so low. They didn't even ask me about that time in Tijuana or Haifa. JN

Michael said...

Do tell? No, really, do tell us all about Tijuana and Haifa!